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Billy Mays The Birth Billy Mays The Birth

Rated 3 / 5 stars July 29, 2010

No, just no

I thought a few parts were funny but the plot wasn't much and if you're going to have a song have it not sound like cats fighting. Whoever that was singing's voice ruined it for me, maybe my whole day. Was that supposed to be Dio?


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Sixgun Space Sixgun Space

Rated 3 / 5 stars July 29, 2010

Feels recycled

I enjoyed a few entries immensely I agree about wileeto. That being said it seems like people googled neowestern and used the same shit. Trite action devices like the old stop bullet 360 degree close up of bullet start bullet pull out to victim, oh but twice in one shot....original. The half man half robot face has been done to death. The steely-eyed guy walking through the saloon doors allllllll slow, very dramatic, how original. A lot of stolen design from what it seems definitely from Trigun, maybe some rogue galaxy, throw in a little George Lucas dessert planet and you're all set. Another in a long line of recycled content in newgrounds. You can't take other people's work throw a cape on it and say hey look what I made!! Some of the entries were well done and actually had an artistic edge, I think those of you will actually know who you are.


RedHarvest responds:

...*sighs*...


The New Suited (pilot) The New Suited (pilot)

Rated 3 / 5 stars July 25, 2010

Feels recycled

Just like scary movie. It's harder than people think cramming a bunch of other peoples content into ones own work. Seems like it was just reused popular references. The animation and audio was pretty well worked.


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Recent Game Reviews


Binary Binary

Rated 3 / 5 stars July 22, 2010

Not entertaining, very disappointing.

This looks like a really well done piece and I was excited to play it for the first couple minutes. That being said I just got off work and if I need to take notes or spend more than a couple minutes trying to figure something out, then it's not worth doing. I was excited to see where this submission was going but the puzzles just weren't worth the effort. Five minute puzzle, whew finally done oh look two more puzzles that will take another half hour...........................why? I couldn't find an answer to that why so I will never finish your game. I want to be entertained or at least rewarded for finishing a puzzle, not two more puzzles. Please keep creating though you seem to be a talented artist.


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I Wish, I Wish - Prologue I Wish, I Wish - Prologue

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars June 12, 2010

Par for the course

Pretty much what the bumper ball game entails, slightly under developed in features, and was that a plot I smelt at the beginning? Also thought the square was a bit small, when I lost it said Not very good! I then thought about people who live in glass houses.


pixelsoffreedom responds:

yup, that was a little plot


Tax Time! Tax Time!

Rated 2 / 5 stars February 21, 2010

Bad taste?

Just might be, but who is to say others suffering doesn't make a fun little game. Other than the shock value for the informed and the mindless fun of "yeaa burn that, hit things with plane wheee!!" for the rest, this game really doesn't have anything to it. Looked and played fine.


Recent Art Reviews


7brushes_new-world-order New World Order

Rated 4 / 5 stars Aug 14, 2010

Meh

You're a decent artist, but judging by the imagery you either don't understand the bottom line. That or you are just drawing the twin towers and ummmm merchandised babies? for attention. Judging by your constant plugging its mostly clear you could care less about recent problems in this country and more about how many hits you get online. Then you sit back and say things like "We are the change!" Whoa man you just totally blew my mind. Leave the sensationalism to the journalists at least it doesn't seem so self serving when they do it. So which is it, ignorant to the reality or only interested in yourself?



asskiller_engine Engine

Rated 5 / 5 stars Jul 25, 2010

It's abstract art based on an engine dummy!!

A little message fr the last dude, nice work.


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AssKiller responds:

thanks for being open minded and understanding that is was supposed to be abstract


sabtastic_ladies-on-the-beach Ladies on the Beach

Rated 4 / 5 stars Dec 17, 2009

Hentai = all my 5s are belong to you

Pretty dope, but just remember if you are feeling down and need an award, submit some hentai. I don't know it's like newgrounds catnip or something. TOONBOOBIEZZZ!! Just a tip.


Sabtastic responds:

... This isn't "hentai", but okay.
..I guess technically anything you can fap to is borderline hentai, amirite..?

However, I don't see any vaginas, nipplies, or sexual secretions anywhere, so I'd put this on the "suggestive" and "non-hentai" category.

Thanks for the review.